How to Con Your Kid by David Borgenicht

Author:David Borgenicht [Borgenicht, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-59474-567-6
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2012-03-27T04:00:00+00:00

Short Cons

“Do you want me to go over and have a talk with the sidewalk you fell on?”

“Do you want to tell me why you’re so upset, or do you want me to guess?”

“Did you get hurt, or were you just scared?”

If You’re Sad and You Know It

To the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It.” Singing the following song, when accompanied with a comforting hug and kiss, can calm your child and distract her at the same time.

If you’re sad and you know it

Give a cry

If you’re sad and you know it

Give a cry

If you’re sad and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you’re sad and you know it

Give a cry

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